Ready for a little more pandering and ass kissing to women reading this Post, courtesy of the writer of said blog?
Hath no fear; it’s one of my specialties.
My bottomless pit of ass-kissing is getting reached into one more time for the inevitable “oh, you make my pussy wet, TRD” that is sure to follow.
You are welcome, Kitty Cat. You are welcome. Let the pandering commence.
You see, this picture sends a subtle message to me. I think it is unbelievably sexy when I pull my fingers out of your soaking wet dripping pussy I just brought to a boil, drizzle them all over your face, and then put them right in your mouth. The wetter, the better.
Streams of your sin all over my digits pouring down on your face like syrup on pancakes. Arch that delicate little neck up and reach for it with your mouth and you just found a way to my heart.
My fucking Lord that is sexy.
But here’s where I kiss your ass. Where I pander.
Imagine the inverse of the situation. You drizzling my cum all over my face into my mouth.
No fucking thank you.
Granted, I’m no stranger to my own taste. Curiosity got the best of me one day and I quickly realized I had no idea what my cum tasted like, so I gave it the ole’ best effort, and now I know. But this is just not a kink for me.
This is the difference between men and women. That and of course your sauce taste like vanilla mixed with strawberries and mine tastes off-brand chlorine-flavored tapioca. Still, you get the point.
Besides, I’m pandering, remember. Stay with me.
My point is this. It is just one example of many that prove to me women are flat-out braver than men in bed.
Women are just a little more willing to go a little bit further to satisfy the likes of their partners. They dig a little deeper.
Need another example? This one is clear as crystal. They take a cock in their ass and say “Fuck me harder, Daddy.” They ask for it. They invite it. Their little tiny delicate asses.
Most guys are afraid to take a fucking finger and when they do they can’t shut the fuck up about the traumatic experience from Dr. K.Y. Rubber Gloves.
And men, be honest, you know if fucking felt good (oops, did I say that out loud???). Back on point and off the homoerotic ass fingering I had last spring.
Women. Way fucking better at this “giving yourself” shit than men are.
I think I just proved that.
…writer drifts off into a daydream…oh, Dr. Stubby Hands…you don’t say…is it that time again??…oh…this table??…mmmm…..well, nothing is more important than your health, so they say…
P.S. I used italics, so it’s not gay.