I honestly think all women are uneven to some degree and I could not care one single iota of one bit about it. I think we all are a bit lopsided, in many symmetrical ways. My nose is slightly off if I stare at it. Only one side of of my penis has a kickstand.
Who gives a fuck? Women are beautiful – imperfections make them human.
Plus, I totally would love laying in bed with a woman after making her cum a dozen times and calling her Quasimodo while she called me Owen Wilson and then I held her down and tickled her.
You are beautiful. Trust me on that.