Well I guess you don’t like it. I promised I’d post all Asks and Comments, regardless of tone. I suppose if the writing is so “bad”, feel free to not read it then. I don’t know what to tell you. By the way, your punctuation could use some work there, genius.
Update: of course I couldn’t just leave this one alone. LOL.
Let’s just let this anonymous criticism sink in a little. Let’s really take a looksie inside the cracked dome of the brave anonymous soul who apparently is no fan of mine.
First, let’s evaluate the context: Mr. or Ms. Anonymous trolls and criticizes. I don’t take issue with the fact that my writing is “bad”. That part, I even agree with in some moments. I definitely don’t put my best vocabulary in these posts, primarily because I prefer to write with a thesaurus handy and the iPhone doesn’t make it easy. But, whatever I suppose. I certainly, as mentioned before, am no Mark Twain of Forced Orgasms.
However, I in my worst day would never string together the articulated vomit seen below:
your writing kills me. it’s so bad lmao “tiny balloon knot” “princess parts”
From what I see, we have two sentences, the first starting with no capitalization and I’m actually shocked to see the use of “your” done correctly. Then no capitalization to start sentence number two (of course), if that is a sentence. The acronym is not in capitals, which is always should be, there is no “and” between the quoted passages, and of course we end the concoction of verbal horseshit with no period.
I’m a bad writer? You my friend are a fucking retard.
How can you possibly fuck up that much in the short criticism you handed me? Not to mention the obvious; that you stated this in a critique of my writing ability, so you should have been on point.
Well, brave anonymous soul, I’ll take peace knowing you are probably writing a retort, in 2nd grade English right now, of which I will gladly hand you your ass once again, you mental and emotional pathetic troll.